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A lot of people still live at home so meet-the-parents is happening asap, whether you like it or not. Asking where they're from to see if you might be related. Trying to be chill while subtly working out how religious they are. Assessing suitability as a life partner based on their attitude to cheeseburgers. Confessing the naughty Jewish things you've done, way earlier on than is appropriate, just to see how shocked the other person is. Finding doing this nerve-racking, but also quite fun. And you know you’re on to a winner if the boy brings his tefillin to dinner. Once the first date is done with, if it didn’t go well, you will see them at the next simcha/Jewish event you go to. Or in shul, on Yom Kippur, every year for the rest of forever. If it did go well, you will also see them across the room at the next family simcha. You will then have to panic-ask elderly relatives if you are related. If you both survive all of this, you may graduate to date two. It says a lot for the supposed width of the JDate pool that when you first join, pop-up instant messages bombard every inch of your window, because of your value as new, untapped territory. ’ Soon, you'll discover that your enquirer will discover they either know you, or your first cousin, or your ex, who’s already told them all about you.Everyone wants to know why they haven’t seen you round here before. Ergo, Lesson 3: You might have all of cyberspace to play with, but turns out cyberspace is a very small world too Even if you seek out one of JDate’s competitors to help you find that mythical Jew You’ve Never Met, everyone on JMeet and JCrush and Totally Jewish and Jewish are the same people you’ve just blitzed through on JDate, with different usernames. the so-called ‘Jewish Tinder’ - inventively called ‘JSwipe’ – arrived on the scene. Your parents trying to meet someone for you at simchas. Turning it on at a bar/bat mitzvah, while surrounded by children and feeling creepy. Spotting someone cute at a shiva, and then knowing you're a bad person. Realising you're going to have to resort to online dating. Your parents offering to pay for a JDate subscription. Being tempted until you discover no one young uses JDate any more.
So getting a friend to suggest someone, then looking them up on Facebook and judging them on how many mutual friends you have. And if you don't have any mutual friends, refusing to believe they are Jewish. Finding someone suitable and knowing for certain they will have dated your friend. Also knowing this does not necessarily rule them out. Understanding that when guys say they are "tall", this is a relative term. Having to forget about holding any physical preferences that aren’t short/dark/hairy/curvy. Finally getting to a first date, going somewhere kosher, and knowing everyone there. Or going somewhere that's not kosher to avoid this, and still seeing someone Jewish you know, also on a date, also trying to avoid everyone else. Somehow ending up on a date in the Alice House in West Hampstead. Or wanting to go for a drink near Golders Green and ending up in the Old Bull and Bush. Aiming not to start the date by talking about Jewish geography, because it's boring, but then doing it anyway.
READ MORE: Here Are A Few Things You Do Online Dating That You Wouldn't Do IRL Lesson 2: You only get what you don’t pay for There’s a website called JDate, and then there’s everything else.
JDate -for those who are unfamiliar - is especially massive in America, Billboard-in-Times-Square level massive.
I’ve been to the singleton Friday Night buffets, the Jewish Speed-Dating evenings in ‘hip’ bars like Gilgamesh and the charity parties.
Every time I walk away, still single, realising that the real charity case here is actually me.If you answer negatively they’ll say something like: ‘please God by you’, which is the worst.Instead of suggesting there are numerous environmental factors involved, ‘please God by you’ implies that your fate is in the hands of the Almighty.Using the free, effortless JSwipe app requires a hefty pinch of salt.